my blog is a total clusterfuck of fandoms, bad humor, text posts and personal shit i dont understand how people manage to tolerate it i applaud you
life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever
life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too
life tip: tell them the bare minimal and lie about everything else
beiber once again shows himself as a shining pinnacle of humanity
oh god it’s real
I would love to run over him with a tractor
Tractor Angel is coming to kick your ass boy
I don’t even know why I read that in a ‘Bobby’ voice
- peeta was abused by his mother
- his entire family died in the bombing
- he was hijacked and made to hate the one person he had left that he loved
- he overcame all this bullshit and lived the rest of his life with katniss and their two children
yet people still say “peeta is weak”
Wait… him and Katniss have children? I though she chose … FUCK SPOILERS DAMMITA NFGHJFGJSRFHAEDRFTHYJKSRTHRJ!!!!!!!
~Cause these words are knives and often leave scars
The fear of falling apart.
why is it only trans fat?? why not cis fat too????
while this may be true im pretty sure the joke went over your head thank you for…
I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.